This Week's Episode(s)

• Heatstroke Guard your area, Sci-Fi Channel comes out swinging with the new creature to watch: Heatstroke! Winnie Cooper takes a break from writing math books to pose on a beach, and we learn what an ulralight is. Red eyes!!!
• Manticore Chakotay joins the Army, picks up Leeta, and heads to Iraq (is that "ee-raq," "ee-rock," or "I-raq"?). What does he find? Hint: It has a scorpion tale and grins like a jackass eating briars.
• Black Hole What's better than a disaster movie? A disaster movie combined with a creature feature? Really, I'm asking. Judd Nelson is here, and his hair will change the color of your aura.
• Croc What happens when people start showing up dead at Jack's Croc and Roll Show? Michael Madsen shows up! Lots of real croc and some really questionable choice by the director.
• The Hive A movie called The Hive must be about bees right? Ummm...more like ants, A lot of them. Super-smart, and not that tough in a negotiation really. Plus another twist ending...whoooopeeee!!!
• Alien vs Hunter It's not Alien Vs. Predator, it's DML's version! William Katt is here, possibly making the greatest American mistake. Previously unseen levels of jank and a twist ending that will turn you to drinking.

Last Week's Episode

• Chupacabra: Dark Seas Or "Chupacabra: Terror" if you bought the DVD. Find out what happens when some of the LOTR effects people work with absolutely no budget. Tap lights for everyone!

• Two Weeks Ago

• Anaconda 3: The Offspring What happens when you use one giant genetically-engineered snake to catch another giant genetically-engineered snake? What do you think happens? In this episode we dare to judge The Hoff.

• Three Weeks Ago

• The Work is Work Awards We pick our favorites from the first 14 episodes and give an exclusive peek at whats coming up in the next 14.

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Mansquito, The Fallen Ones, Fantastic Four (Roger Corman Version), S.S. Doomtrooper, Ogre...

Glossary of Terms

Want to understand what the hell we're talking about on the show? Consult this handy Glossary.

Avalanche gun- Ask Junior.

Ballin'- Doing well for oneself.

Bobcat- Small motorized vehicle with exchangeable attachments (forklift, bucket, jackhammer).

Bounce- To immediately leave the scene.

Bustin' gats- To fire a gun.

Cashed- To be killed or finished off.

CGI- (from Wikipedia) Computer-generated imagery[1] (also known as CGI) is the application of the field of computer graphics or, more specifically, 3D computer graphics to special effects in films, television programs, commercials, simulators and simulation generally, and printed media.

Crib- One's place of residence.

Digger (from S.S. Doomtrooper)- One who is resistant to all forms of damage.

Do work- To accomplish a predetermined task (from "Rob and Big").

Dome or Dome-piece - (see Wig)

Earth 2- (Spoiler: AVH) Alternate reality Earth featured in Alien Vs. Hunter. Excuse for ineffective special effects.

Fansquito- Work is Work fan.

Gank- To rob someone.

Gat- A gun or other firearm.

Hollah or Holler - To communicate.

Jack- To steal something.

Jank- Of poor quality. Levels of poorness may be denoted exponentially (example: double jank or triple jank). Variations include Janktastic and Jankowski.

Junior-tron- Junior has never missed an episode. Really. If he did, we certainly wouldn't try to pass off a robot with his voice as the real article. That would surely qualify as jank.

Kicks- Shoes or other form of footwear.

Nemecite- Unofficial name for members of the Corin Nemec Fan Club.

Paped out- A state of wealthiness.

Proboscis- That long thing on Mansquito's face.

Sci-Fi Back- What passes for nudity in a questionable sci-fi movie. Amount of nudity budget can afford (usually consisting of shots of a woman's back)

Shank- To stab.

Shiv- A stabbing weapon.

Shottie- A shotgun.

Skee-do- The station wagon of Jet-Ski's, John Corbett's choice of payment.

Skrilly- Currency.

That's my word- On my honor, I swear this to be true.

Van Dien Cape- A makeshift cape worn by Casper Van Dien for no apparent reason (as seen in Meltdown and the final scene of the Fallen Ones).

Wet up- Killed in a violent manner.

Whip- Car or vehicle of choice.

Wig- Your head (also known as "wig-piece").

Wig split- ("He got his wig split like a Farmer John pig")- To be killed.

Word - Definition 1: We are in total agreement on this issue.

Definition 2: Did I misunderstand? Surely you jest.

Word is bond- Good sir, you can take this information to the bank.

 

 

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